Maternal Smoke Studies

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Welcome to the *premiere* destination for understanding the curious and often hilarious consequences of maternal smoky adventures. Our founder? An alcohol baby
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A collection of insightful articles.
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In the town of Daytlyn Bay, lived a girl named Kaitlyn May,With buffalo dip and a crunchy chip, she'd sit and sway the day away. Two cats by her side, with eyes so wide, they’d watch the dip and play. 'Come, kitties, come!' she’d hum and sum, 'Let’s make this a jolly day!'

Welcome to "Born in the Haze", where we tip our hats (and sometimes our lighters) to those of us who began life surrounded by more than just amniotic fluid. Here's the thing: We all know someone who swears they turned out "just fine", right? This site playfully, sarcastically, and unabashedly delves into the stories and 'benefits' of being a prenatal secondhand smoker. Is it all true? Absolutely not. But, in the spirit of a little light-hearted roasting, let's share a laugh. And while we jest, remember – science and common sense should always guide real-world choices. Cheers to taking life with a grain of salt and a puff of humor. Just... maybe not during pregnancy, okay?

Disclaimer - all fake bro.